21 noviembre 2008

Español para ingleses

Siempre se puede aprender algo. Si usted habla inglés a veces necesitará decir una frase en español pero no sabe ccómo. ¡No se preocupe, no hay problema! Con este diccionario usted aprenderá rapidamente. Como ejemplo valgan algunas frases comunes; practique con ella y observe lo fácil que es aprender español.

Por si no sabe español:

There's always something to learn or try, many times you need to say a phrase in
Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems are over, if your
are a gringo and you don't speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your
learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and you're
gonna see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.


Ejemplos de frases de uso habitual:

- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner

- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken.

- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.

- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.

- See eye = si hay = yes we have.

- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.

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This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = you're saying dumb things.

-
Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (Méjico)

- Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados

- Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit.

- T party L O Sico = Te partí el hocico = I broke your mouth.

- Bees coach eat O! = ¡Bizcochito! = Good looking babe.

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Pooh toe elk L low Leia = Puto el que lo lea = You shouldn’t have read this.

- Banana dark on rope ah? = ¿Van a nadar con ropa? = Are you gonna swim with your clothes on?


Ahora, ¡a practicar!

jeje...


Ismael

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